Oh toilets
the wonderful sensation of not wearing dipars all your life
the hard smooth white surface
the lid glittering with passion and truth
Seeing the joy on your parents eyes when they come out from reading the newspaper, on the toilet
oh how great it is to know that if there wasn't toilets we would be dragging ourselves out behind a tree 20 times a day
with a huff and a puff all the food you just ate flows into the toilet
oh how horrible it is when there's a line just to go to the bathroom
I could live on a toilet
The sustainable joints that pin it to the ground so the toilet doesn't get away
And then finally you get to use THE PLUNGER!!!!
-Mason P. 7th Grade
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