Recipe for World Domination

Take eight pounds of fear,
Two squared feet of bazookas,
and three cups of atomic weaponary.

Mix fear, and bazookas,
in a blender until until smooth,
add a teaspoon of atomic weaponary until
you get a nice fuschia/crimson color,

Pour and let sit until hard, flat and completely red,
Spread evenly, then crush until powder.
Add a pint of Death,
and a pint of hate,

Catch a flame with fire,
from the lighter of desire,
keep aflame for eight and a half days,
Then dry boil for four or five minutes,

Add six gallons of liquid nitrogen, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,
And four cups of Fountain of Youth Foundation makeup,
Add as much make-up as you can find,

Add a cup of strong attitude
Until it becomes a black, bleak mass,
Dip in radioactive battery acid,
If it catches flame with a strange crimson hue, and leaps 100 feet every other second,

Good job,
Now all you need to do is put out the flames,
If you can put them out within an hour,
You are fit for ruling the world,

If not:
then you are a sad, pathetic loser who will be booed at during every moment of their life,
not to mention the fact that you have just ruined the world,
Congratulations,

No one has ever succeeded.

-Sara B. 6th Grade