The Recipe for Confidence

Take one cup of reliance and place into blender
Put one teaspoon of jealousy and place into the blender
Blend throughly until thick paste
Throw in one and one half cup of goals,
Three quarters of a cup of hope,
And one cup of sarcasm

Boil in saucepan at 300 degrees F
Or at -300 degrees F
(Depending on if you want an icy edge or a hot one)
Until it is simmering
Or fully chilled

Pour into room temperature tupperware container
Throw in a handful of envy
Seven pinches of helpfulness
And 17 ounces of liquid ignorance

Stir until a neon orange hue
Add three drops of drive
Six cubes of initiative
And a good sized chunk of solid competitiveness

Pound mixture with wooden spoon until red in color
Add as much as you want of Kindness
Happiness
And Enjoyment
Not to mention two sppoonfuls of glory
Five dobs of double fudge frosting
Or three dobs of french vanilla frosting
And add in some multicoloered sprinkles

Bake in oven at 220 degrees F
Let cool for 27 minutes
Gobble down entire cake
Which should be hot pink in color
And prepare to be as confident as can be

-Brenna M. 6th Grade